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Chuck Norris Joke #34

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Pecha The GlowDog

2020-05-10 17:39:13

There can only be ONE answer to Everything And The Universe. Chuck Norris.

ben d watson

2020-03-11 19:16:37

sorry didnt see that coment below lol :P

ben d watson

2020-03-11 19:06:06

chuck norries dosnt read a book he just stares at it till it gives him the answer he wants

Blah

2020-01-14 20:15:49

Chuck Norris is suing NBC for copyright usage cause he already named his legs Law and Order

NO ONE!!!!!!!:)

2020-12-05 19:56:26

"When chuck Norris does a push-up he doesn't go up, the world goes down" and "Chuck Norris doesn't throw up he throws down!!!!

nugget

2020-11-10 14:39:51

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares at them until he gets the information he wants

kyle and blake

2020-11-10 14:37:20

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He sits down and waits

blob

2020-11-10 14:35:56

You don't find for chuck Norris, chuck Norris finds you.

danny

2020-11-10 12:06:16

chuck norris makes good point!

JC

2020-03-24 18:30:36

y didnt chuck just make turtle soup?