Chuck Norris Joke #658
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.
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preston boling
2020-05-19 07:28:45
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
preston
2020-05-19 07:27:33
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
josh
2020-10-21 07:55:17
if chuck norris was a girl he would be china
josh
2020-10-21 07:42:24
chuck norris doesnt slam doors he stares them down and thay slam themselves
marie antuonette
2020-03-13 07:04:11
jesus walked on water,chuck norris walked on jesus.
