Chuck Norris Joke #11
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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jaketheierl
2020-03-14 18:19:34
They say that Chuck Norris was the first person on earth with aliens, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the aliens in space and thats why we dont see aliens today
jaketheierl
2020-03-14 18:14:25
Chuck Norris's energy drink is the tears of his enemies
House of Chuck
2020-03-14 11:14:14
Chuck Norris can recycle the Recycle Bin.
CheeseCake
2020-09-08 13:42:50
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Wolf
2020-11-22 06:09:27
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
frank stegmaier
2020-10-17 07:54:25
chuck norris shot the sherif but he round house kicked the deputy
