Chuck Norris Joke #134
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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Partystarter
2020-05-24 09:48:48
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
billyjoe
2020-04-30 17:27:20
chuck norris always sleeps with his pillow under his gun
victor smaka
2020-11-28 20:23:00
you dont find chuck norris chuck norris finds you.
Ben Swanson
2020-07-25 12:37:10
Chuck Norris is so tough that he hit a car with a deer.
coco
2020-07-12 09:47:28
chuck norris doesnt lol. lol does chuck norris!
cori
2020-07-12 09:43:15
lu just because you said that chuck norris is coming to kill you as we speak... :|
cori
2020-07-12 09:40:58
chuck norris can make anyone pregnant just by looking at you. and that means anyone.
bambi
2020-05-02 11:43:31
chuck norris went to the virgin islands now they ar ejust hte islands
chad
2020-03-18 17:06:02
Chuck norris speaks Braile
Kiltro
2020-01-01 00:36:20
Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
jake rainey
2020-12-11 10:08:53
chuck norris is not gay matt powell is
shelby
2020-12-08 19:27:15
chuck norris doesnt tea bag... he potatoe sacks.
Big Weenie
2020-10-23 20:39:12
chuck norris isnt hung like a horse.....a horse is hung like chuck norris
Jenna Elizabeth
2020-07-03 19:00:42
Chuck norris taught Jesus how to walk on water.
joey.
2020-05-30 08:57:47
when chuck norris smiles a person dies. when chuck norris smiles and roundhouse kicks two people die.
lu
2020-03-20 13:07:05
dont make chuck norris jokes your not funny
