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Chuck Norris Joke #305

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Mariola

2020-04-16 19:48:30

Listen--Chuck Fan, if you think the jokes suck or they are horrible, you should see the movies. You are not funny, and you are otherwise lame.

bell

2020-02-12 02:08:26

chuck norris wear his shoes inside out.

whipster1

2020-10-18 14:18:10

wtf

who?

2020-04-06 10:26:26

LMFAO!!!!!!.....I like PIE!
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