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Chuck Norris Joke #704

After reading the Letters to the Editor in his local newspaper, Chuck Norris became enraged at the fact that Richard Dean Anderson was considered sexier by women in the coveted 65+ demographic. To increase his sex appeal to older women, Chuck Norris tried to build a Missle Defense System out of a tube of chapstick, six rubber bands, a spork from KFC and a copy of Sports by Huey Lewis and the News. This soon became the prototype for the Total Body Gym Workout Machine.

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Comments:

GAHHH

2020-10-13 14:44:34

stop respondingwith bad jokes. chuck would win anyway, so whats the point of that joke?

slinkidink

2020-10-12 10:12:10

when the hulk gets mad he turns into the incredible chuck norris

Lambgod

2020-12-03 19:50:26

That was too LONGGG!!!!

Mackenzie

2020-08-01 20:58:19

Once Chuck Norris and his brother had a contest to see who was stronger Chuck won because he doesn't have a brother

lori

2020-05-08 14:31:37

chuck norris was bitten by a snake and after 3 days of major pain and suffering, the snake died.

Alex

2020-10-10 17:00:49

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting involves a probibility of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing

anony moose

2020-01-09 02:04:37

THAT'S NOT FUNNY

Joe

2020-12-23 17:47:18

That's not a joke, that's a friggin novel.

nes

2020-11-09 11:34:48

chuck norris has 2 speeds : walk and kill

Domorato

2020-10-25 15:30:57

ooooooookay...