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Chuck Norris Joke #669

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

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Cheerios

2020-10-30 20:25:13

There is no such thing as (safe ) when chuck Norris is around that's why time stops .

hiTo

2020-10-25 02:59:39

God created the world in 7 days. Chuck Norris created God without even trying.

John

2020-10-05 19:39:47

Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

samuel

2020-09-02 14:11:48

scientist figured out that chucknorris's tears are the cure for canser to bad he doesn't cry

samuel

2020-09-02 14:09:53

coins were discoverd when they shot chucknorris

samuel

2020-09-02 14:07:10

never bring a fist to a knife fight, never bring a knife to a gun fight, never bring a gun to a chucknorris

sameul

2020-09-02 14:03:59

chucknorris never wets his bed the bed wets it's self

samuel

2020-09-02 14:01:54

why is the website called www.chucknorrisjokes.net it should chould be called www.chucknorrisfacts.net

samuel

2020-09-02 13:55:24

lions where made when a cat licked chucknorris

samuel

2020-09-02 13:53:52

chucknorris can believe it's not butter

samuel

2020-09-02 13:50:53

dragons were made when chucknorris pead on a lizard

samuel

2020-09-02 13:47:59

chucknorris doesn't have hair on his testicles, hair doesn't grow on steel

me

2020-11-01 09:43:47

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.......ROFL

Thomas

2020-07-24 10:47:25

This is not a true fact. Chuck Norris is never late. The others are in their positions too soon.

RICHARD M.

2020-04-04 16:08:04

Robert Jong is NEVER late.