Chuck Norris Joke #357
Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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NO NAME DUDE
2020-02-24 17:38:17
it means that like a leathal injection
(im a party pooper)
lol
Domorato
2020-10-25 16:20:27
best chuck joke EVER
joey
2020-04-25 09:29:28
i dont understand
E. C.
2020-02-11 11:26:08
THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!!!
