Chuck Norris Joke #513
On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day.
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jayson
2020-04-20 17:19:26
chuck norris can punch a cyclops between the eye
mindy
2020-04-01 13:16:28
GAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
wow that wass the gayyest thing that i ever herd bout chuck!
Itsme
2020-12-25 17:51:04
Now that was a stupid joke!!!!!!
Mark
2020-03-04 15:15:12
Everyday is Valentine's? LOL
Only Chuck can....
Kiltro
2020-01-01 00:55:43
Silak's joke corrected:
In his free time, Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters. And by knit I mean kick. And by sweaters, I mean babies.
silak
2020-10-08 11:38:39
chuck norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time... and by kint i meen kick and by kick i meen babies
William R
2020-07-05 17:34:10
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a nintey year old woman because he'd heard she 'used a Walker".
Jakub
2020-05-18 21:02:51
Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus
