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Chuck Norris Joke #191

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

Funny :) Not Funny :(



2020-11-26 04:05:11

chuck norris tempts satin


2020-11-26 04:03:00

the iceberg sunk the titanic chuck norris sunk the iceberg

Klacker lOl

2020-08-12 17:22:23

chuck norris roundhoused that first word. that's how it got messed up :P


2020-08-11 10:16:09

theire is a new movie coming out with cuck norris in it its called alien vs preditor vs chuck norris but the movie failed because it was 4 seconds long


2020-05-01 12:11:48

kids pee their names in snow chuck norris pees his name in cement

Miguel Fortuna

2020-04-02 20:54:20

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chucknorris jeje

2020-12-10 18:33:10

chuck norris once had sex in a truck and some of his sperm got into the motor creating optimus pirime


2020-12-08 18:51:00

one time when chuck norris got in a fight with wolverine he lost his left testicle,this is now known as jupiter


2020-12-05 11:46:01

u got it wrong, if batman and superman were in a fight, chuck norris would win


2020-09-18 13:51:42

Haha if god could walk on water chuck norris could swim through land! hows that


2020-09-14 18:37:21

If Chuck Norris got into a fight with himself, he would win...period.


2020-09-18 08:23:48

if chuck norris and superman were to get into a fight chuck would win