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Chuck Norris Joke #302

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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2020-05-24 14:20:19

chuck norris can gargle peanutbutter

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2020-12-05 20:01:06

chuck noris is better that master chief, because he can stay in the air longer that 6 seconds.

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2020-03-25 17:39:33

When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he dosn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrissed