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Chuck Norris Joke #471

Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.

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Comments:

michael

2020-05-10 17:18:31

Jesus walks on water, but chuck norris swims on land

jake

2020-11-01 14:36:41

chuck noriis is so strong he CAN believe its not buttter

David

2020-08-12 18:27:40

chuck norris once walked down the street in town with a erection. nobody survived