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Chuck Norris Joke #243

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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Timmay

2020-06-11 05:05:32

Good assumption!

Shane

2020-05-30 12:56:59

Chuck Norris can speak Chinese in latin.

Shane

2020-05-30 12:56:52

Chuck Norris can speak Chinese in latin.

Echo DeNea'

2020-03-10 06:01:26

There is no real 2010 Census next week, we're just Updating Chuck Norris's Ass Kicking Little Black Book...

parker

2020-11-04 07:56:49

that is amazing

Robert

2020-04-14 10:17:41

CHUCK NORRIS can have his cake and eat it too