Chuck Norris Joke #600
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Gun
2020-05-29 17:51:49
Chuck Norris doesnt use a gun for protection, the gun uses chuck norris
Bowling
2020-05-29 17:49:28
Chuck Norris can throw a gutter ball and get a strike
Butter
2020-05-29 17:47:24
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter
Dirty Paul
2020-04-01 14:56:20
The main ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris' sweat
CHUCKFTW
2020-03-22 15:30:15
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go UP-stairs
CHUCKFTW
2020-03-22 15:29:26
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down =P
Jimbo
2020-03-22 09:19:01
Crop circles are not caused by aliens. It's Chuck Norris telling the corn to lay it down.
Kite
2020-10-06 17:22:11
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Josh
2020-03-19 17:17:20
Chuck Norris isn`t afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Mary
2020-01-04 15:16:43
Chuck Norris is full of WIN!
Kizza
2020-11-16 18:14:27
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Kirrie
2020-11-16 18:13:18
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
Aaron
2020-08-27 16:53:29
Chuck norries doesn't sleep. He lies awake in regret.
69jake dogg
2020-08-21 22:02:12
you haven't ???
Jody
2020-03-26 11:44:19
chuck norris beat a brick wall at tennis
