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Chuck Norris Joke #131

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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joey

2020-05-15 07:29:37

normal people drink water, but Chuck drinks acid water.

Your mom

2020-11-11 13:18:19

Lions eat peoples, but chuck eats lions

kris

2020-10-19 19:49:26

chuck norris has been known to carry engines on his back for milesat a time