Chuck Norris Joke #638
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is.
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Klacker lOl
2020-04-17 18:56:01
STOP: HAMMER TIME
cici
2020-09-30 19:00:26
these jokes are beast but r kinda stupid and i still dont really think i can belive that the one dude is his nephew
tyler
2020-09-11 19:52:16
hahaha i got a better one. Jesus may be able to walk on water but CHUCK NORRIS CAN SWIM THROUGH LAND!!!
wayne
2020-08-03 12:43:53
i think chuck norris jokes are the best
colton
2020-05-06 08:05:05
The Reason we have day light savings is because chuck norris changes time zones
jimmy norris
2020-02-25 21:17:48
chuck norris is the shit. im chucks nephew and all the shit on the web is real. i was there when he counted to infinity. twice! and yeah my last name is norris
Jana
2020-08-16 19:21:25
There are no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailor parks.
Tabatha
2020-07-13 23:50:12
Aiya, what are you TALKING ABOUT!? Chuck Norris jokes are the best! And making them up is even more fun. :P
James Fowler
2020-03-22 05:06:52
dude these jokes just suck...And to you Chris Runkle...I hope chuck roundhouse kicks you
Chris runkle
2020-02-27 05:32:04
These jokes are funny as hell...sometimes...some of them are getting old and arent funny anymore...
