Chuck Norris Joke #444
Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.
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lee
2020-12-18 15:00:58
Some people piss excellence. Chuck Norris pisses people.
arrg
2020-10-22 14:54:33
there is no such thing as tornadoes, Chuck Norris just doesnt like trailer parks
Z
2020-04-02 12:15:00
Yes it would but that comment was retarded.
logyk1
2020-03-10 13:44:08
By callin him a gay faggot, wouldn't that make him straight?
moe
2020-03-31 11:48:08
chuck norris hides the holy grail in his beard
VAL
2020-02-02 10:22:18
what the hell? do these people know each other?
Joe
2020-01-27 12:13:26
but ur a girl
tiffany
2020-06-24 15:33:23
Your a dumb ass son of a bitch. I've had more pussy than you. Your the faggot.
Justin
2020-03-12 14:36:09
Somewhat funny
