Chuck Norris Joke #84
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Kiltro
2020-01-01 00:32:05
Chuck Norris invented a time machine to go back in time and stop the JFK assassination. He made it in time, jumped infront of the bullets, and deflected them with his beard. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.
