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Chuck Norris Joke #740

Chuck Norris poops light sabers.

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Comments:

irel3ntless

2020-03-08 16:45:00

you nkow how chuck norris got his dick three feet long he folded it in half

Kanisha

2020-03-08 13:57:56

Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.

intense21

2020-02-03 22:16:25

yeah right blonde Chuck would kick Darth Vader so hard, he would remember there is the force and oh yeah there's Chuck Norris' roundhouse.

Chuck Norris

2020-04-26 14:37:48

THIS JOKE IS AWSOME WHILE HIGH

Ura Dumbass

2020-04-09 10:20:59

really dumb

Kyle

2020-12-10 09:07:24

Your a RETARD!!!! DURRR!!!!

freedy cougar

2020-08-21 21:56:08

chuck norris will kill you from the other side of the world so shut the f*** up

blondie

2020-06-25 19:14:56

darth vadar could kick chucks butt