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Chuck Norris Joke #725

Chuck Norris prefers Mr. Pibb to Dr. Pepper. When asked why, he responded, �I don�t trust doctors.� He proceeded to shot laser beams out of his eyes and ate the hearts of everyone in the room.

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Chuck FRIGGIN Norris | 2020-06-23 15:22:01

Chuck Norris farts the air we breath. We also know this as oxygen.

Domorato | 2020-10-25 15:44:22

roflmfao that's so random

some 1 you all know | 2020-10-03 19:38:37

chuck noris doesnt dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck nnoris.
jesus walks on water chuck noris walks on jesus.
your moma so fat when she sat on a dryer it started saying overload.
you get a postcard nfrom a blonde on holiday what does it say? im having a great time, where am I?

who? | 2020-04-06 10:28:57

CHUCK NORRIS IS MY IDIOL! I WANT 1CHrhK!

Brett | 2020-02-20 12:55:50

Chuck Norris worships GOD. Chuck Norris is GOD.