Chuck Norris Joke #668
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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jacob
2020-05-11 18:25:47
chuck norris was once bitten by a highly poisonous snake. after 2 weeks of enduring pain, the snake died
jacob
2020-05-11 18:17:08
hahahahahahahahaha
Frankie
2020-05-04 19:21:44
In Call of Duty: MW2, Chuck Norris got the game winning kill. With a UAV.
Zoe
2020-10-18 05:21:23
Awww, he's such a humanitarian :D
DJ
2020-07-29 11:59:28
Why did Hulk Hogan and The Rock move across the road with the entire superheros group? Because Chuck Norris just went to the side they were on.
DJ
2020-07-29 11:57:26
Chuck Norris donates the police's blood.
me
2020-05-03 15:34:31
Why did the chicken cross the road you say? It is afraid to be on the same side of the road as Chuck Norris.
funny guy
2020-03-30 15:55:59
When Chuck donates blood he dosen't use a a needle he asks for a gun and a bucket.
funny guy
2020-03-30 15:55:59
When Chuck donates blood he dosen't use a a needle he asks for a gun and a bucket.
Chad
2020-03-19 16:53:30
funny jokes go to chucknorrisjokes.net for more of them! :)
randy
2020-03-13 16:38:52
now thats good writing.
Simon
2020-03-11 14:38:27
Chuck Norris was once attacked by Zeus, god of thunder. The mighty Greek deity tried with all his might to kill the only human that made his son Hercules look like a poof, but failed miserably. You know why? Nothing shocks Chuck Norris.
Simon
2020-03-11 14:33:22
Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago in a car accident. The thing is, death is too afraid to tell him.
Bouncy
2020-03-11 10:27:09
Heres a joke
Cory Bertrand
2020-02-29 15:42:23
this is so FU*king funny its brillant
Ryan & Sharpy
2020-11-19 06:11:48
excellent
Daniel
2020-02-03 19:01:07
When Chuck Norris goes into the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
