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Chuck Norris Joke #577

You know he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.

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Comments:

Jake

2020-04-18 22:04:49

The us pulled out if Vietnam cuz chuck Norris got tired of killing gooks

Spartan 117

2020-09-11 15:11:13

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

c kid

2020-08-01 15:47:24

who would win a fight between britney spears and christina aguilera?

chuck norris

SSG Chubbs

2020-02-28 17:35:15

Chuck Norris shot down a airplane by just pointing and saying bang

Boo

2020-11-09 13:39:53

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Justin Timberlake and sent the sexy right out of him.

2020-09-24 14:45:54

It doesn't even have Chuck Norris's name in it!

And it sucks.