Chuck Norris Joke #599
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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brad
2020-05-18 20:40:29
stupid idiot
Tslay
2020-04-26 20:36:10
When you search "God" on Google, it responds "did you mean: Chuck Norris?"
bob
2020-04-21 10:01:00
cool
anthony
2020-02-18 19:42:25
u know you like it
your mom
2020-02-18 11:27:07
my cousin has cancer:DDD
I don't like Chuck Norris
2020-02-08 20:26:19
You see my dad likes Chuck Norris, and he tells me these jokes all the time. I call these jokes "OLD SCHOOL" and fake! some how a lot of people LOOOOOOOOOVE Chuck Norris well not me!!!!!!!! Chuck Norris can cure cancer YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!
EMILEE
2020-11-28 13:33:12
i KNOW WHY HE DOSENT CRY! BECAUSE HE HAS ANO EYES!
Lou
2020-10-24 23:30:39
Chuck is one bad mofo.
ted
2020-10-07 10:25:28
There a lot more
jennifer lindsey
2020-04-09 09:51:32
i think chuck norris is so hot i love all the jokes people make of him my mother told me that she would love to bring him home
lenny
2020-03-05 12:02:03
i HAVE CANCER!!!...cure me bitch!
Blanca
2020-02-01 10:54:28
ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja no soooooooooooooooooooo stupid!!!!!!!
Adam
2020-11-27 20:58:04
Chuck Norris doesn't have to cut his grass, its afraid to grow
Domorato
2020-10-25 15:43:24
same here
Justin
2020-03-12 14:46:35
Lame, i've heard it before
