Chuck Norris Joke #636
Chuck Norris does not lie. If something he says is not true it becomes true.
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Nigger Nigger
2020-03-12 15:22:19
Jesus may walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Charlie
2020-03-11 20:42:11
Chuck Norris can hear sign language
ben D. watson
2020-03-11 20:08:28
hitler didn't commit suside cause the russians where coming but cause chuck norris was.
ben D. watson
2020-03-11 20:07:14
there was a second moon around earth... till chuck norris found it
ben D. watson
2020-03-11 19:54:51
chuck norris has divided 0....twice
ben D. watson
2020-03-11 19:47:07
chuck+roundhouse kick -you =
that blank is whats left of you and chuck norris decide to leave the equation afterwards cause he can.
ben D. watson
2020-03-11 19:40:25
there is no theory of evolution, only the species chuck norris lets live.
BrittanyNet
2020-11-28 09:55:26
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
mark weiner
2020-10-04 05:27:05
chuck norris is chuck norris
banana slug
2020-08-09 11:23:44
ya right
james walter
2020-04-23 12:53:46
i can take chuck down
