Chuck Norris Joke #530
When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.
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Klacker lOl
2020-05-26 18:44:03
why would chuck norris be on a website with chuck norris jokes on it? not very convicing, whoeveryouare
PIMP
2020-11-13 02:49:33
BLOOBS.!!!THIS IS CHUCK NORRIS. YOU NEED TO ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOURSELF IN THE FACE FOR THAT COMMENT..YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE I ALREADY DID P.S. FK!!BLOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SQUAG!
2020-02-23 16:59:55
if chuck norris falls into the ocean, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the ocean gets chuck norrised.
Adam
2020-12-29 08:06:13
Chuch Norris doesn't sleep, he is only resting his fists.
sonny
2020-08-12 21:37:33
Chuck Norris not tell "Yo Mama" jokes; your mom tells jokes about herself out of fear of Chuck Norris.
sonny
2020-08-12 21:34:25
Chuck Norris's response to a stupid joke is a roundhouse kick to the face!
david
2020-04-30 18:12:56
Achelis wasn't immortal after chuck Norris hit him in the face with a roundhouse kick to the face
david
2020-04-30 18:08:54
chuck norrises penus is so big it has a peinus of its own
troy
2020-02-25 18:51:34
chuck norris sleeps with anight light. not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
Blooobs?
2020-02-06 21:43:19
Was that supposed to make sense?
Liz
2020-01-03 15:12:40
ok lets say that
