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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

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Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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Chuck Norris Joke #105

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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jacob

2020-06-02 23:11:07

a dictionary from 1236 was uncovered. it defined victim as "one who has encountered chuck norris"

your mum

2020-02-13 12:29:21

There is no chin underneath Chuck Norris' beard there is only another fist.

CHRIS

2020-02-05 10:24:59

CHUCK NORRIS LOOKS IN A MIRROR. THE MIRROR BREAKS, NOT BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS IS UGLY... BUT BECAUSE NOTHING GETS INBETWEEN CHUCK NORRIS AND CHUCK NORRIS.