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Chuck Norris Joke #10

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

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CHUCK NORRIS

2020-06-10 19:25:26

when chuck norris bangs a guy it doesn't mean he is gay. it means he ran out of girls!

Klacker lOl

2020-04-17 19:04:15

I know people have been killed by the dreaded roundhouse. respect the dead who have fallen to the roundhouse O' death

stud muffin

2020-03-01 15:18:49

when chuck norris does push ups, he dosen't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

hyperbatix

2020-04-26 23:24:00

Chuck Norris brings his women to orgasm by pointing his finger at them and saying "booya!"

hyperbatix

2020-04-26 23:19:18

Chuck Norris can create fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.

Loser_776

2020-04-26 03:24:27

Chunk Norris is so white that even the KKK is scared of Him!!

kevin

2020-04-10 05:55:23

chuck norris's IQ can only be expressed as a sideways 8

hoe-p

2020-12-27 23:55:04

Chuck Norris doesnt reach super-stardom...super-stardom reaches Chuck Norris

hoe-p

2020-12-27 23:49:14

50 cent doesnt wear a bulletproof vest...he wears Chuck Norris

Jakey-poo

2020-12-27 23:48:09

If you ever have a dream about beating up Chuck Norris....please wake up and apologize like you were One Republic

hoe-p

2020-12-27 23:42:51

Chuck Norris doesnt play "Through the Fire and Flames" he walks through them (for all you guitar hero fags)

hoe-p

2020-12-27 23:40:19

Chuck Norris doesnt celebrate christmas because without him there would be no jesus

jakey poo

2020-12-27 23:39:02

Chuck Norris could beat the Patriots....

Jakey poo

2020-12-27 23:36:47

Chuck Norris does not play Guitar Hero....He is the Guitar Hero

falopond

2020-12-27 23:29:10

Chuck Norris uses wasabi for toothpaste.

bob

2020-10-25 08:03:38

Chuck Norris doesn't have a penis. He just has an extra leg.

bob

2020-10-25 08:03:27

Chuck Norris doesn't have a penis. He just has an extra leg.

Rickaaaaaaay

2020-09-28 12:29:44

wow...... OMG its chuck!!!!!!! AUGGGGGGGHHH!!!!

human

2020-08-14 20:22:33

chuck norrsi's sperm is so fertile that on the third day that god was creatin the world, chuck norris roundhouse kicked him in the face used it to create all life.

billy bob thorton

2020-04-04 11:51:54

u guys suck at jokes on chuck norris i hav one i just made up 2 sec ago....


THE USA DIDN'T DROP THE A BOMB ON JAPAN CHUCK
NORRIS DROPED THE SOAP!

Jibo

2020-03-19 12:10:19

Chuck Norris rhymes with orange