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Chuck Norris Joke #565

Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

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C N W00P!

2020-03-10 12:08:18

chuck norris uses a sleeping bag as a condom

Benjamin

2020-11-10 20:44:16

if chuck norris were to die. his last words to the world would be,"when i die you will feel a pain in your face meaning my spirit has just roundhouse kicked you."

Benjammin

2020-11-10 20:39:27

chuck norris was bitten by a cobra. 2 days later after much pain and suffering the cobra finally died.

Anonymous

2020-12-18 21:33:41

I could see that being true.

todd

2020-11-20 03:01:05

Sounds like a funny dance :)