Chuck Norris Joke #591
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
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tindle
2020-02-18 14:45:51
when scientists slowed down a video of chuck norris round house kicking someone they saw that he butt rapes the victim drinks three beers before he finishes off the kick
poophead
2020-08-20 15:27:46
Chuck Norris is so straight he makes a line look crooked
BBOEELDOK
2020-08-21 13:10:17
Wrong. The boomerang knows that if it doesnt come back, it runs the risk of being hunted to the ends of the earth by Chuck Norris. Either way, that boomerang is screwed.