Best Chuck Norris Jokes
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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2. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
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3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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5. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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6. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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7. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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8. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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9. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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10. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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