Best Chuck Norris Jokes
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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3. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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4. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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5. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
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6. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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7. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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8. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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9. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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10. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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