Chuck Norris Joke #725
Chuck Norris prefers Mr. Pibb to Dr. Pepper. When asked why, he responded, �I don�t trust doctors.� He proceeded to shot laser beams out of his eyes and ate the hearts of everyone in the room.
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stickman
2020-03-18 18:15:15
Chuck Norris and Mr. T were once in a game of chess... Mr. T won so Chuck Norris invented racism.
Man "o" awesome
2020-01-31 17:50:54
Before chuck Norris was born there was a wepon called the nun berry that was two sticks connected by a chain when he was born no one new what happened to berry
Carlos
2020-11-07 08:03:17
You're NASTY
Person
2020-11-05 12:01:44
Chuck norris doesn't consider it sex unless the woman is dead
Chuck FRIGGIN Norris
2020-06-23 15:22:01
Chuck Norris farts the air we breath. We also know this as oxygen.
Domorato
2020-10-25 15:44:22
roflmfao that's so random
some 1 you all know
2020-10-03 19:38:37
chuck noris doesnt dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck nnoris.
jesus walks on water chuck noris walks on jesus.
your moma so fat when she sat on a dryer it started saying overload.
you get a postcard nfrom a blonde on holiday what does it say? im having a great time, where am I?
Brett
2020-02-20 12:55:50
Chuck Norris worships GOD. Chuck Norris is GOD.
