Chuck Norris Joke #694
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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BLD
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“Profanity is the common crutch of the conversational cripple.” David Keuck
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mikah
2020-01-01 15:37:09
Chuck norris does not sleep, sleep chuck norris's
max
2020-12-30 22:33:02
chuck Norris is so funny he put laughter in manslaughter
max
2020-12-30 22:31:33
chuck Norris doesn't read books-.he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
max
2020-12-30 22:31:30
chuck Norris doesn't read books-.he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
the jokesta
2020-12-15 11:37:14
chuck)your dick is like a tic tac
me)ye thats why your mouth is so fresh
pipi
2020-12-15 11:34:45
fkin funny
bob
2020-12-10 09:53:01
God can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land.
chloedollar
2020-12-07 15:01:57
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahah ahhAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhaha. funny
Jon N
2020-08-16 19:18:44
Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes, because no one laughs at Chuck Norris.
kaylyn
2020-04-01 10:24:57
This joke is amazingly funny and should be seen all around the world.
Puto
2020-03-05 19:43:07
How do you take out an elephant from the water???? The elefants comes out wet
Isanidiot
2020-03-01 18:34:13
Davy Jones died on 29 Feb. 2012. Chuck Norris was going on vacation at the same time. Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!
Will
2020-03-01 18:17:01
Every time when the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
cowgirl
2020-03-01 16:35:51
omg!!!!!!!!!!! i love this joke it is soo funny chuck norris is so flipn kool and funny
Tristan
2020-02-16 16:04:30
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA! funny.
Tyler
2020-12-13 16:18:20
amazingly funny!
damian
2020-11-02 06:55:50
wow chuck norris attackes sharks when he smells them bleed.
chuck norris doesn't swim water just wants to be around him . lol
steven brinker
2020-10-31 17:46:47
the world is to afraid to end because Chuck Norris is still here on vacation.
Goku
2020-10-23 17:49:13
LMFAO! if chuck norris had a toilet paper it would probably hurt to use like barbed wire on it lol
mary
2020-10-21 20:43:17
hahahaha sooooooooooooooooooooo funyyyy
big joe
2020-10-12 09:16:22
hahah fuunny c:
Lungie
2020-10-09 13:12:35
Hahahahaha, Lmfao that so funny lol lol lol...ect
wadejoebob
2020-09-20 09:13:44
chuck norris doesnt quick scope, he no scopes.
will
2020-08-06 18:53:26
chuck norris doesn't mow his lawn he just stars at the grass and dares it to grow
joe
2020-08-05 00:13:05
chuck norris doesnt cry like a baby a baby cries like chuck norris
John8212
2020-07-14 15:29:04
Hello World
haleigh neal
2020-05-26 05:38:58
i love this joke haha lmfao!!!
dexter
2020-04-05 11:32:18
the parking bay for disabled people doesnt mean disabled people should park there. It means the parking bay is reserved for chuck norris and he will disable you if you park there
Michelle
2020-01-26 10:23:04
chuck norris shouldn't have to take ****** shit from anyBODY..!!!!!!!!!
fat drunk hobos
2020-01-19 12:53:12
wow peaple kick my a** at jokes but I went on this and I got it all.
Andie
2020-01-13 14:36:26
kute
funny
2020-01-04 14:32:52
this is so funny......muahahaha
Ducky
2020-12-20 18:46:41
LOL, dis is fuckin' LOL! :-P
george
2020-12-19 13:50:54
hahahahahahaha man this guy is good
gus
2020-12-12 11:37:14
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahhahhaah he can do every thing
$ ~y3ll0w3y3s~$
2020-12-04 18:58:22
haha very funny b****es get a life!!! damn it man aayyie
Elizabeth
2020-12-02 12:00:29
look at this!
Lanard Grogelar
2020-11-30 08:03:33
how's that for a chuck joke
happy face 123
2020-11-29 16:21:20
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahaha that was so funny
bob
2020-11-22 20:32:54
neil armstrong did not go into space for NASA, he was trying to run away from chuck norris
Chuck Norris
2020-11-22 17:19:05
lol
Andrew
2020-11-22 11:34:03
fucking funny
rose
2020-11-22 11:06:12
lmao now i get it.....
good job guys that made this
rose
2020-11-22 11:06:00
lmao now i get it.....
good job guys that made this
rose
2020-11-22 11:05:44
lmao now i get it.....
good job guys that made this
bow
2020-11-19 18:19:53
i heard it befor
kristie
2020-10-26 17:48:17
funny stuff when it comes to chuck norris
chris
2020-08-21 23:19:52
Chuck Norris is not ugly... Handsome is only afraid of him..
rose
2020-06-28 12:52:54
ok what the hell i did not get it!! ='.'=
rose
2020-06-28 12:51:38
i did not get it :)
seabass
2020-05-14 12:52:13
hell froze over when satan accidentally made eye contact with Chuck Norris.
quinton
2020-04-12 06:55:20
i will take his shit bitch!!!!!!
mkey
2020-04-03 21:24:20
love u mommy
cindy
2020-03-09 17:03:09
this joke is the fucking joke ever
?
2020-03-05 04:48:01
This is my email password *****. It starts with a c andy ends with a y
Ray Ray
2020-02-05 19:33:36
haha....chuck norris gives life lemons
sexybeast
2020-02-01 20:19:26
haha...............CHUCK NORRIS CAN BELIVE ITS BUTTER!!!
beth
2020-01-09 18:59:06
Chuck Norris grinds coffie with his teeth and boils the water with his rage
beth
2020-01-09 18:56:24
Chuck Norris can run around the world so fast that he punches himself in the back of the head
abby simons
2020-12-30 19:17:41
Chuck norris is so awsome if u say u want to get pregnant he looks at you and your knocked up beleive me it happened SIKE!!!!
i love chuck norris 1325
2020-12-30 19:12:23
Chuck norris got me pregnant and it did indeed take nine months and he is so beautiful if chuck doesnt let me take pictures because he says chuck norris breaks a camera not because hes ugly but because the camera cant handle wat chuck norris has
Samantha
2020-12-27 15:29:52
Chuck norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stares at it and dared it to grow.
jody
2020-12-26 19:50:58
if you spell chuck norris in scrable you win. FOREVER.
chuck norris must maintain a concealed weapon licence in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
if chuck norris got you pregnant you would't have to wait 9 months for the baby to grow...you would wait 9 sec and the baby would burst out of you.
chuck norris really like the movie 101 dalmations. no on knows why.
jesus can walk through water but chuck norris can swim through land.
stodes
2020-12-14 22:44:11
who invented the c-section?chuck norris when he roundhouse kicked himself out
ian
2020-11-02 10:01:18
the best one.
jose
2020-10-27 13:26:50
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Kate
2020-10-21 23:25:19
Blaha. This is funny. :) ROFL!
Reggie
2020-08-15 03:21:42
Now thats' what I'm talkin bout.
brennan
2020-12-26 22:02:09
rotflol!!!!!!!!!!!thats hillarious!!!!!!!lol!!!
Purplehickeys
2020-05-24 23:18:26
If you have 5$ and chuck norris has 5$ chuck norris has more money than you
chuck norris can add 2 plus 2 and get 1
1 roundhouse kick to the face
chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight
not because hes afraid of the dark
because the dark is afraid of him
NoSYaJ
2020-05-13 21:10:28
Chuck Norris can view everyone's cam in YM without having to ask permission.
tyer
2020-04-14 09:29:55
the best one
3:16
2020-03-21 17:40:10
Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling "Bang!"
EJ
2020-02-17 02:19:45
REALLY FUNNY HOLY KRAP CHECK UR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordan
2020-02-06 17:51:50
HILARIOUS
fingernail
2020-01-22 08:26:04
whatever kinda wAcky tobaccy
rike
2020-12-21 00:22:22
chuck norris doesn't have any pubes cuz hair can't grow on steel
Zane
2020-05-22 16:08:49
This was originally a John Wayne joke. John Wayne toilet paper is rough and tough and don;t take shit off of anybody.
Walker
2020-05-18 18:36:39
Chuck Norris is the reason dinosaurs died.
