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Trey Hession
2020-11-01 13:34:13
buttcheek
spet
2020-10-12 10:31:42
Chuck Norris you are awesome. I bow down to you.!!!!!!11!!!!!!1
Luke
2020-07-17 10:48:56
Imposible enless ur chuck norris
nyanzebra
2020-02-11 10:52:31
holy fluffy ducks is that possible or is that just a chuck norris thing....or is it meh blondness....
doc
2020-01-23 11:15:38
that is so awesone, like me
nmills007
2020-01-15 08:29:24
That is so awsome.
the ghost
2020-12-15 14:48:19
I guess chuck norris knows what its like to be me
Alissa Richhart
2020-11-23 10:25:46
Hahahahaha it's so true!
Fair warning
2020-11-15 17:34:32
He's doing the same to your house
Chuck Norris
2020-11-03 18:12:59
chuck norris doesnt have sex because no women can stand his sperm and constant shaking of the bed
friendy
2020-10-02 22:42:13
Awesome u have to read this one!!!!!!
j
2020-09-20 16:15:17
Chuck Norris is constantly surrounded by body guards, but it's not for his protection it's for yours
Hunterhead32
2020-09-03 21:29:54
Chuck Norris doesn't watch tv. Tv watches him to make sure that he is at a good distance away so he doesn't het hurt, which is nowhere
chubby
2020-07-15 23:13:26
hello john
John8212
2020-07-14 15:29:12
Hello World
Jakeimb
2020-06-14 01:40:49
As soon as alexander graham bell invented the telephone, he realized he got a missed call from Chuck Norris!!! LOL
twila
2020-06-11 08:37:49
for master Cullen
meena
2020-05-25 19:47:38
bwahahahaha!
gaaay
2020-04-10 18:20:02
he has a flash light
justin jordan
2020-04-05 07:03:53
??????????????????? ok im in this situatoin went i shouldent be here "crap" ok look Gays of the wolrd you guy should be respected GOd never said you could nopt love each other.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anusha
2020-03-28 15:40:07
wierd ...
just plain wierd
andy voeljoyin
2020-03-17 23:20:44
This one is KAK funny it is so funny my bum is burning and my tummy is poes sore the way I am rolling in laughter
chuckgirl23
2020-02-09 07:53:12
hilarious..!! love chuck norris jokes. they made my days
Klacker lOl
2020-02-08 19:03:15
Chuck pulled the plugs on 16 of his wives during labor. The other 14 are waiting for their time.
Flog
2020-01-15 17:39:07
my friend sets fire to ants too. With his butt-fire farts. All i can do is smash the ants with my foot. But you know what? I can- whoops bye.
blob
2020-12-26 23:06:29
no no no no no no no nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo
what if i am an ant
autumn
2020-12-24 22:48:45
skill.
brainiac
2020-12-24 01:11:13
it is just impossible beacause u can't kill ants at night
Spade
2020-12-23 10:48:16
Every time you masturbate, Chuck Norris kills an emo kid.
Let Chuck handle it.
Lance
2020-11-22 07:18:37
I can too if im in alaska
Jacob
2020-11-15 08:51:12
lol good one but i got a better one (chuck norris once round house kicked a horse in the chin the species is now known as the giraffe)
akowicz
2020-11-12 09:11:47
wut the f*** that is a good one
yo man
2020-11-05 13:58:17
wat the hell?
yo man
2020-11-05 13:57:20
anyone here
yo man
2020-11-05 13:56:47
koolio
Collin
2020-10-25 17:16:06
HA HA
Person
2020-10-22 23:19:06
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Hah suck that. It's the best joke. (the doors that spin)
nikilu@yahoo.com
2020-09-11 17:45:47
hope u enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
2020-09-07 12:32:43
Chuck Norris doesn't even need a magnifying glass to set ants on fire.
nun yo bees wax!
2020-08-14 19:37:39
this is tots. impossible but thats wat make it so funny!
lolz.
fbdjkfklbsdjk
2020-08-13 13:54:06
chuck norris is awesome
sad;iugh
2020-08-12 16:48:56
its a fact
annoymous person
2020-07-20 18:12:22
chuck norris is da best
carbonsteelblade/youtube
2020-07-18 14:32:30
I like this one!
Emily
2020-07-11 14:15:10
i LOVE chuck norris...and his cheesy jokes!!
Osama
2020-06-16 03:35:12
OH NO TEH POWER UGHHGGHGUHGHGUGH
Chuck Norris
2020-06-16 03:34:19
ZOMG A TERRORIST! TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!
CHUCK NORRIS!
Osama
2020-06-16 03:33:52
Ok I think im save.. the CIA are snooping around pg 300ish.. im safe
Chuck Norris
2020-06-16 03:30:25
Read my words. They can kill you
seabass
2020-05-14 12:24:17
Chuck Norris can kill you. From 100 yards. With projectile kidney stones.
seabass
2020-05-14 10:06:30
Lesbian virgin nuns masturbate whilst thinking of Chuck Norris.
Klacker lOl
2020-04-18 11:30:08
Q: what's the only thing more deadly than an angry chuck norris?
A: an angry chuck norris with a gun...
Cheese
2020-04-17 04:53:04
Epic
susan
2020-03-05 08:08:03
Happy Birthday Garrad! I'm so glad you made time to go to dinner with me - I had fun. We love you tons and pray for you too. xoxoxo
luc
2020-01-10 21:53:10
when chuck norris jumps is a pool, he doesnt get wet, the pool gets chuck norrised'
Itsme
2020-12-24 10:00:52
Get a life resse
Chloe
2020-11-26 03:27:20
hahahaha this cracked me up, and yes reese its hilarous
Yo daddy
2020-11-25 17:16:06
at night u wish because chuck norris' eyes r the sun because he heats the world and blinds people at the same time!
someone
2020-11-15 16:50:31
so can i just not as good as chuck norris
ppul
2020-10-04 00:10:56
thats virtuually impossible 4 any1 but chuck norris
marshall
2020-07-20 21:04:33
the reason no one made chuck norris toilet paper is because chuck norris dont take shit from no one.
marshall
2020-07-20 20:37:27
marshall thinks reese is a jackass because he wants to be chuck norris but isnt
marshall
2020-07-20 20:34:48
omg chuck norris is kick ass no martial artist is as good as him.
fobbio
2020-07-06 21:45:10
i love this its funny
Clayton Watson
2020-06-18 18:32:50
LMAO!that is one of the funniest chuck norris jokes i have ever heard!where do y'all get this stuff from?
caylie
2020-06-12 11:23:55
hey this one is really funny i sent it to my mom and i get it i think it means that he is hott
connor
2020-02-09 16:53:14
wow reese is a #$#%##^. because that was funny
reese
2020-01-17 19:15:40
@MORGOTH
this incredible???
If that's incredible for you then what's crap?
reese
2020-01-17 19:14:03
you think it's funny? i think it's CRAP! Totally crap..
GET A LIFE!
andy
2020-01-14 12:05:53
this is funny
Jake
2020-12-21 14:12:21
isnt this a good one sev? haha
Tichaona
2020-10-04 03:57:29
i think he is a joke master .why because there is no light at night which he can fire the ants
ross livesay
2020-03-12 12:10:18
chuck norris is so awsome he iS MY FAVORITE HERO
i wish he was at heavener high school in oklahoma
Morgoth
2020-02-12 05:38:27
incredible!
Ryan Schuman
2020-02-01 20:49:22
the big bang theory was creadted by the thundering roundhouse of Chuck Norris
