Chuck Norris Joke #693
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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Cesar
2020-11-08 20:38:19
It's Isnt A Chin Under His Beard Its Another Fist! Poww!
AG
2020-11-05 15:57:58
Cuck Norris is so tough, when someone tried to shoot him the bullet said oww
simmie
2020-06-23 05:11:36
when chuck norris hunt he doesnt brin a gun he just stares a the animal and it drops dead
oh coool!
2020-04-27 12:56:45
lmao!
markw
2020-07-21 14:49:58
my brothe is blind but thats because chuck punshed his eyes out
