Chuck Norris Joke #443
Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
Comments:
gamer007734
2020-01-17 08:18:23
ok that's funny hehehe
Hector Garcia
2020-05-20 20:33:56
Chuck Norris once trained a lizard which is now know as Goddzilla.
chuck norris
2020-01-26 14:35:46
lol ur face!!!!!!!
A person
2020-08-23 23:34:58
The aliens in War of the Worlds did not die of bacteria infection. When they realized they made the mistake of invading a planet with Chuck Norris on it, they proceeded to stab themselves to death in the face because it would be less painful than dying from a Chuck Norris round-house kick.
Journeyman
2020-03-12 17:26:46
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick once caused the Earth to spin in the opposite direction. Before recorded history, the Sun used to rise in the West.
Dillon Lee
2020-10-31 20:52:47
give me some jokes please
