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Chuck Norris Joke #680

Rudolph has a red nose because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face.

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2020-09-25 03:52:52

chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king and got 1

Tom Brown

2020-03-28 18:54:44

Chuck Norris doesn't impregnate women, he ejaculates babies.

Randon

2020-10-20 17:29:37

Every person who achived an amazing feat is actually Chuck Norris in disguise.

drewy

2020-02-22 08:48:37

i hav nothing left to say

drewy

2020-02-22 08:47:31

even knowing chuck norris has sex its just for his fun. he can reproduce by himself!!!! im lmao right now(lol) ;)

drewy

2020-02-22 08:41:28

the only reason chuckie cheeses is open is becuase it has chuck in it

A. Thomas

2020-02-20 17:19:18

funny, but soooo original.

and....

RUDOLHP?

mansinbut

2020-11-09 13:41:51

The whole reason Justin Timberlake had to bring sexy back is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it out of him in the first place.

hdskjgh

2020-09-08 22:45:32

chuck norris is so fat when he went to a restrant, and they gave him a menu, he siad yes please.