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Chuck Norris Joke #379

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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Comments:

NewGuy

2020-05-11 17:34:47

Chuck Noris's favorite activity is to sit in corners of round room

Devin

2020-05-11 11:33:18

Children pee their names in snow ,chuck norris pees his name in cement

biohazard

2020-12-29 00:29:28

chuck norris once shot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling BANG!