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Chuck Norris Joke #140

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Comments:

celsea

2020-11-12 12:30:52

chuck Can*

celsea

2020-11-12 12:30:01

if your mom and chuck norris were drowning which would you save... your mom because chuck van walk on water

riley

2020-11-04 09:08:47

there were origially 4 wise men chuck noris being th 4th and he gave little baby jesus the gift of beard and jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. being jelous of jesus'S OBVIOUS GIFT FAVORITISM they used their combined influences to omit him from the bible. three days later they all died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

riley

2020-11-04 09:04:21

this is the crapiest joke ever this person deserves to get a real roundhouse kick from the man himself

t bone

2020-10-22 15:47:56

chuk noris can slam a reloving door

john m

2020-04-07 15:29:53

jesus walks on water but chuck norris walks on jesus

dsffdg

2020-02-14 17:29:25

chuck norris is the reason dinosaurs went extinct

guy

2020-10-14 14:33:25

CHUCK ROCKS!!!

Ben

2020-09-24 14:36:19

God can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land!

Anthony

2020-07-04 11:30:23

chuck norris ate the transformer toys in vehichle form and shit them out robot form