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Chuck Norris Joke #449

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

ksenijavolimteserbija!!

2020-09-16 10:39:46

Hahahahahahahaha.

Dirtysack

2020-03-27 22:11:49

Scientist now believe they have discovered the fountain of youth, but no one is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris for a urine sample.