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Chuck Norris Joke #171

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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Comments:

Veester

2020-01-26 10:57:48

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the world down.

chuck norris

2020-12-18 19:42:16

you guys need to stop telling jokes about me there lies nevermind there not u better believe everything on this website

Maddie

2020-10-18 18:48:46

O my gosh can u believe that i am actually talking to u o the internet!!! WOWZA i cant even believe this

chad

2020-07-13 09:49:42

If you get to see Chuck Norris only once its because he has just roundhouse kicked you in the face.