Chuck Norris Joke #737
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
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Pterochicken
2020-12-28 04:08:19
.... Okay. *runs*
mia
2020-12-08 19:21:27
thinks that you are all retards who need to get a life!!!
TAYLA
2020-11-23 19:43:54
GOODBYEBYEBYEBYEBY ILOVEYOU LOTS
Jackson
2020-11-23 19:43:26
Im not joking.
Jackson
2020-11-23 19:43:07
baby your mega beautiful, I could never lie to a girl like you. your pretty much perfect, I love you x
Taylor Hoskins
2020-11-23 19:43:04
nehhh were jokin ay jackson hahahahaha cyah later people
tayla i didnt do anything xx
Taylor Hoskins
2020-11-23 19:41:02
Jackson norris your the most beautiful guy in the world and i dont know what i would do without you and i really want to be with you for ever
Jackson
2020-11-23 19:40:49
aaw your so sweet, you're the reason my heart beats baby. (L) I'm so in love with you x
TAYLA
2020-11-23 19:40:37
ILOVEYOU
Jackson
2020-11-23 19:40:05
Taylor baby your the only person I want in my life. you mean the world to me, and if I could give you whatever you wanted I would. baby you are so amazing, your the most beautiful girl alive :) x
Taylor Hoskins
2020-11-23 19:39:43
jackson norris i love you to death and i want to be with you for the rest of my life babe were both from nsdw and we both belong to each opther i love you so much xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Taylor Hoskins
2020-11-23 19:38:10
here**
Taylor Hoskins
2020-11-23 19:37:55
same her bubb same her iloveyouxoxoxoxo
Jackson
2020-11-23 19:37:45
Taylor, I would die for you baby even thought we aint together, your my everything. :)
Taylor Hoskins
2020-11-23 19:37:02
i ment i want him to have them(:
Taylor Hoskins
2020-11-23 19:36:37
im heep heeps inlove with jackson norris and i want to have my babiess(:
TAYLA
2020-11-23 19:36:26
jackson loves MEEEEEEEEEEEEN
JKSJKS
jackson is gay
2020-11-23 19:35:49
tayla loves taylor haha
Jackson
2020-11-23 19:35:14
I'm fuuull in love with Taylor Hoskins. she's amazing :) I think she should have my babies
JACKSON
2020-11-23 19:34:52
loves wenners hahah not jksjks
there lil cherrios haha
Taylor Hoskins
2020-11-23 19:34:40
i love Jackson Norris for ever lets mate umm i ment date
Jackson Norris
2020-11-23 19:34:29
I love Taylor Hoskins for eveerrr :) xoxoxo
Taylor Hoskins
2020-11-23 19:33:52
Jackson loves Kayleen :O
I love David :)
Tayla loves Jackson and Taylor
WHOA ITS A BIG TRIANGLE ):
GREAT ONE HAHA
2020-11-23 19:33:50
NOT EVEN HAHAHA
Taylor Hoskins
2020-11-23 19:33:47
i love jackson norris
TAYLA
2020-11-23 19:33:31
wE LIVE IN MACKAY YARRRLLL HAHAHA LOL
Jackson
2020-11-23 19:33:02
fucking over this shit hahah neh kiddingingsss and
taylors lastname is hoskins not hostkins
TAYLA
2020-11-23 19:32:34
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX OXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOX OOXOXOXOXOXOXOX JACKSON N TAYLA HAHAH FOREVER
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NOTEVEN HE WISHES IN HIS DREAMS
Jackson
2020-11-23 19:31:48
people call me chuck norris cause my last names norris and im and albion parkian and taylor hostkins is a kiamain
tayla
2020-11-23 19:31:48
i thought i loved u jackson hahah
ur my one true love
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Taylor
2020-11-23 19:31:41
Enan is black. :O
nee kidding. but he really is.
TAYLA
2020-11-23 19:30:54
PLEASE WHATEVER YOU DO DONT STALK US WE ARE JUST BEAUTIFUL(:
Jackson
2020-11-23 19:30:39
yeah and umm please dont stalk us (:
Taylor Hoskins
2020-11-23 19:30:36
DONT STALK ME :(
tayla
2020-11-23 19:30:01
the way guys who ever goes on this site we all go to mercy tayla hoskins, enan haque, tayla blanch and jackson norris this was just a bit of fun hahah
Jackson&taylor;&enane;&tayla;
2020-11-23 19:29:12
were only mucking around people(:
THOSKINS
2020-11-23 19:28:29
bahaha Jackson you wish.
love from Taylor :)
tayla
2020-11-23 19:28:20
aaaaaaarrrrrgh jackson called me ugly on msn the other night ):::::
Jackson
2020-11-23 19:28:16
lets all b e friendsss??????(:(:(:(:(::(
chucks fav song:
2020-11-23 19:27:12
If we were a movie, you'd be the right guy
And I'd be the best friend that you fall in love with
In the end we'd be laughing, watching the sunset
Fade to black, show the names, play the happy song, yeah
tayla
2020-11-23 19:27:00
not even they wish
n jackson u want a geek aye ahhaah
tayla
2020-11-23 19:26:16
jackson wants kayleen to bad hahahah :p
Tayla Rose
2020-11-23 19:26:12
is heaps cuute :)
she loves me and Jackson secretly. tehe :p
tayla
2020-11-23 19:25:36
bring it chuck
Jackson
2020-11-23 19:25:29
tayla rose hurt my feelings)";
taylor hoskins and enan haque make me happy thought
tayla
2020-11-23 19:25:02
taylors to beautiful but shes heaps mean its not fuuuuny haha
enan wants jackson
2020-11-23 19:24:26
way to much an jackson want him ahahah '
Taylor
2020-11-23 19:23:45
thinks Jackson and Enan have a thing :s
-feels left out-
jackson
2020-11-23 19:23:02
fuck no enan(: only for you(:
Taylor and Jackson
2020-11-23 19:22:17
are cooler than you, just to let you know. oh and cooler than Enan. :)
jackson and tayla
2020-11-23 19:22:02
wanna have pationate yet viguours sex with each other :)
Tayla
2020-11-23 19:21:08
is letting us off the hook cause we made her laugh :)
Chuck Norris
2020-11-23 19:20:27
is weak compared to Taylor & Jackson :)
ENAN
2020-11-23 19:18:42
is very very gay.
Taylor & Jackson
2020-11-23 19:18:08
we're deadly :) look it up.
NSW REP.
lol
2020-09-14 23:41:55
chuck norris gets a hole in 0 everytime he golfs!
bobby
2020-07-29 16:02:49
Chuck Norris wrote the bible.... In fact, he was there.
dan
2020-03-05 16:46:25
dan is cool
Rocky
2020-03-31 13:16:41
Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
David
2020-03-19 18:34:03
Chuck Norris does not mow his lawn, he just sits in a sun chair and dares it to grow
