Chuck Norris Joke #700
Chuck Norris was once walking along the Sahara Desert when he decided he needed shelter from the sun. So he stared at the sand until it melted into 2 ton blocks. He then made his shelter which we now call the Great Pyramids.
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jahmel brown
2020-06-04 21:22:51
chuck norris onece had three nuts he lost one its now kowne as jupitar
Klacker lOl
2020-04-17 18:47:58
How do you melt sand into blocks of concrete? not funny, and second of all. WHAT JORGE. i never new the sahara forest existed?
Jorge
2020-04-17 15:04:13
Chuck Norris once went lit a fart while camping in the Sahara Forest.
morgan
2020-12-16 14:30:24
jesus can walk on water but CHUCK NORRIS can swim through land!
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
Flora
2020-12-06 09:58:43
Godzilla and Kingkong had an arm wrestil, Chuck Norris won.
Jon
2020-09-24 07:39:40
haha, Theres no such thing as Global Warming, Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up! LOL
lu
2020-02-25 16:26:17
HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS
HE IS CHUCK NORRIS
Kimimaro Uchiha
2020-04-25 19:07:09
CHUCKFANATIC YOUR SUCH AN INCEST FREAK!!
Zack
2020-10-31 07:23:23
It's historian.
And why would Chuck Norris need shelter from the sun? That;s very un-Chuck.
Thomas
2020-07-27 11:42:55
A wise historician have said something like:
"Everything in the world is afraid of the Time and the Time is afraid of the Pyramides."
...And the Pyramides are afraid of Chuck Norris!
dakhla
2020-05-10 17:39:02
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Their now known only as the Islands
chuckfanatic
2020-10-26 10:45:13
I LOVE THIS GUY. i wanna have his children then never have an unpure tree EVER. Straight down no branching out.
bob
2020-10-26 10:43:56
couple jokes where good this one blew chuck nuts
