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Chuck Norris Joke #127

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Comments:

Klacker lOl

2020-04-17 19:30:01

I am so proud that one of those two puppeteers is me.
Destroy orphanage #13 on list of things to end!

wow

2020-12-19 14:36:49

chuck norris' computer doesnt have a controll button.
chuck norris is always in controll

danny

2020-11-10 12:27:47

lies! this implies someone can control chuck norris