Chuck Norris Joke #243
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Comments:
John Michael G. Banaag
2020-12-03 06:13:57
chuck norris can defeat samson with a snap
adam lambert
2020-11-19 21:52:18
DO I HAVE ANY FANS OUT THERE? WATS YOUR NAME?
adam lambert
2020-11-19 21:51:34
lolololol how does that work? he cant speak two languages at once.
me
2020-11-04 14:28:48
LOLOL!!
Timmay
2020-06-11 05:05:32
Good assumption!
Shane
2020-05-30 12:56:59
Chuck Norris can speak Chinese in latin.
Shane
2020-05-30 12:56:52
Chuck Norris can speak Chinese in latin.
Echo DeNea'
2020-03-10 06:01:26
There is no real 2010 Census next week, we're just Updating Chuck Norris's Ass Kicking Little Black Book...
parker
2020-11-04 07:56:49
that is amazing
Robert
2020-04-14 10:17:41
CHUCK NORRIS can have his cake and eat it too
