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Chuck Norris Joke #139

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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Comments:

Darcy

2020-08-22 09:33:35

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Candice Wells

2020-03-09 10:21:24

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Candice Wells

2020-03-09 10:18:12

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Candice Wells

2020-03-09 10:18:12

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chuck norrisauris

2020-10-06 14:35:46

haha