Chuck Norris Joke #400
Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
Comments:
stfhubirhkysmfa
2020-12-19 14:38:21
shut the fucking hell up before i roundhouse kick your sorry mother fucking asses
John Michael G. Banaag
2020-12-03 06:21:20
for world war there is no need to worry for weapons because chuck norris will care of it
Jerk
2020-11-11 06:25:46
No! Im Sorry! please dont! Im sorry! im sorry! Please dont!
Juany B.
2020-11-11 06:25:11
Yo u wanna get hurt? ima roundhouse kick ur sorry ass
Jerk
2020-11-11 06:24:43
Juan stfu
Juany B.
2020-11-11 06:23:24
LADIES! RELAX! There is plenty to go around ;)
Jenny Anderson
2020-11-11 06:22:54
No bitches hes mine!
Ginger Gurl23
2020-11-11 06:22:32
Me Too
Big Hoe
2020-11-11 06:22:14
I wanna Suk ur Dick Juan
Leslie
2020-11-11 06:21:53
Lol Juan Ur hilarious
Juany B.
2020-11-11 06:21:27
Chuck Norris sued Burger King for not giving him a big mac and won.
jake
2020-02-02 09:43:47
agreed
Florida
2020-02-02 09:43:26
Tebow kick's Ingrams ass
Adam B
2020-12-21 19:20:41
Roll Tide! Chuck wears Mark Ingram pajamas... Tebow's a cry-baby.
robby
2020-11-29 18:30:17
The only person Chuck Norris is scared of is Tim Tebow(the Florida Gator QB)
And Chuck Norris wore Tim Tebow pjs
