Chuck Norris Joke #116
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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josh culltin
2020-05-06 07:56:31
freddy kruger is afraid that chuck norris will kill him in his dreams
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2020-02-18 12:49:49
YO Itsme HOw are you? check out my site :D anyways...
Shitty-Valentine-Card.com
2020-02-18 12:47:10
Chuck norris can clog the toilet with his piss.
Itsme
2020-12-24 10:11:25
That was a good one but not my favorite.
hannah valentine
2020-12-04 14:22:40
Chuck Norris doesn't wear the sunglasses. The sun wears Chuck Norris glasses.
lol
2020-11-04 12:29:03
Crop circles are chuck norris`s way of say:Sometimes corn needs to lay the f**k down
Mark
2020-03-04 15:08:29
LOL @ the book
kyle lewis
2020-10-01 11:15:29
chuck norris once wrote a book called "What I don't know". It's 500 pages long and completely blank.
FON the CON
2020-12-13 13:58:45
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
