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Chuck Norris Joke #501

Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.

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Comments:

Domnik

2020-12-10 14:46:17

Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.

chuck norris punching bag

2020-08-08 11:45:59

when god said let their be light chuck norris said say please

Anita

2020-05-27 11:47:47

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Anita Clay

2020-05-27 11:47:14

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

yo mamma

2020-04-24 22:03:34

that was a gay joke