Chuck Norris Joke #408
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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mobixone
2020-06-10 13:13:16
I like Chuck Norris jokes too much and i visit this site often and found latest jokes on Chuck Norris.
me
2020-06-09 14:42:24
jesus walked on water. Chuck Norris walked on jesus
Matt
2020-04-18 10:37:31
Chuck Norris Invented the theory of the big bang with a roundhouse kick to the sky
trey
2020-04-12 17:16:57
when chuck norris has sex with a guy it doesnt mean he's gay its just that he has ran out of women
robbie
2020-10-19 14:43:46
chuck norris's tears cure cancer...too bad he's never cried.
bob marley
2020-06-24 03:43:49
chuck norris doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is
Who Cares
2020-06-11 08:30:03
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
ollie Tobugger
2020-06-10 09:14:48
Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes
Chris
2020-05-03 23:42:54
Chuck Norris once taught a German Sheppard to bark in spanish.
Katy
2020-11-21 20:31:56
Chuck Norris once went trick or treating as himself as a child.
Kat Shoemake
2020-05-16 19:56:32
Before he forgot to give Chuck Norris a gift, Santa was real.
Randy Henderson
2020-05-16 08:19:28
Chuck Norris can check his myspace with just a pencil and a piece of paper./Chuck Norris was born as an adult./Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did./Chuck Norris can speak brail./Chuck Norris home-schooled himself./ Chuck Norris can polevault without a pole./Chuck Norris wipes with carboard.
justyn hasten
2020-04-02 10:34:02
chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
Jason Bryant
2020-03-29 12:31:28
id doo chuck norrrrris wib my sevann inche pee-pee
