Chuck Norris Joke #663
When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn’t work, he plays zombie.
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Klacker lOl
2020-05-26 18:54:58
chuck norris is the reason barney and friends got cancelled
Krissy
2020-11-06 04:22:29
I wonder what would happen if chuck norris met the guy from saw?
Grant
2020-09-18 01:47:35
Except that Chuck Norris' martial arts prowess NEVER fails to resolve a situation...
